A Guide To The Best And Worst Easter Treats Known To Man

From Rich Cromwell at The Federalist:

The worst? I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Peeps, those wretched, funky hunks of marshmallow sadness and evil disguised as cute little bunnies and chicks. They are a “treat” so horrible they were invented by Satan himself as part of a nefarious scheme to make people doubt the inherent goodness of the world. For if the world truly were good, and God real and loving, why would Peeps exist?

The best? Cadbury Crème Eggs, of course!


Today in history

March 23, 1775 – American Revolutionary War: Patrick Henry delivers his famous speech -“Give me liberty or give me death” at St. John’s Church in Richmond, Virginia.

The whole speech is worth reading, which you will find here.

“It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace– but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!”


A Lovecraftian endorsement

When he speaks, there belches forth a great stench like the opening of a thousand graves, and every fiber of my being yearns to answer. He says, “Build the wall.” He says, “I build great.” He says, “Do I hit it long? Is Trump strong?” And around him, the terrible orgy of rage and horror swells. With each cry, I hear it: “Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn!”

The stars have come right again, and out of the immense and plumbless depths I make ready to return, to ooze forth, back into the light.

And that is why I whisper into the minds of all who will heed: Cthulhu endorses Donald Trump.

Who better to usher in a new and monstrous age of ultimate chaos?


Why we now have Trump

From Glenn Reynolds in USA Today:

[T]he tea party movement was smeared as racist, denounced as fascist, harassed with impunity by the IRS and generally treated with contempt by the political establishment — and by pundits like Brooks, who declared “I’m not a fan of this movement.” After handing the GOP big legislative victories in 2010 and 2014, it was largely betrayed by the Republicans in Congress, who broke their promises to shrink government and block Obama’s initiatives.

So now we have Trump instead, who tells people to punch counterprotesters instead of picking up their trash.

Hosea 8:7 “For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.”